If, like any reasonable person, you are outraged at the Rock losing his seat as sexiest man alive, the man himself is here to explain.
Following the news that People magazine had chosen Blake Shelton as their “sexiest man alive”, Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson tweeted a theory as to how he had been dethroned.
First off he took a moment to stoke the fires of his incredible ego.
Let’s all just take a moment to recognize @people’s Sexiest Man Alive will always be the 6’5 260lbs of tattooed brown eyed soul. And clearly there’s lots of steamy cheese on this pizza I’m serving. That is all. Let’s get back to workhttps://t.co/Dw0lBt84JN